Who died and made you King of Anything?

To the dudebro MRAs who love to tell me and my MoFem sisters how to live our lives, how to live the Gospel, and what our true feelings are…well Sara Bareilles said it better than me. Here are the lyrics from her song, King of Anything, that apply directly to you:

You’ve got opinions, man
We’re all entitled to ’em
But I never asked
So let me thank you for your time
And try to not waste any more of mine
Get out of here fastI hate to break it to you, babe
But I’m not drowning
There’s no one here to save

Who cares if you disagree?
You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?

You sound so innocent
All full of good intent
You swear you know best

But you expect me to
Jump up on board with you
And ride off into your delusional sunset

I’m not the one who’s lost
With no direction oh
But you’ll never see

You’re so busy makin’ maps
With my name on them in all caps
You’ve got the talkin’ down
Just not the listening

And who cares if you disagree?
You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be
Who died and made you king of anything?

Let me hold your crown, babe.

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2 thoughts on “Who died and made you King of Anything?

  1. You seem to be really bitter and angry and give feminists everywhere a bad name. Perhaps you should go see a professional to work out your problems. I bet you would be much happier, I will pray for you and hope you seek help.

    1. Omigosh John! You are SO original. No one ever has called a feminist bitter or angry before in order to discount her feelings! With those innovative ideas and truly creative thinking, you could be the next President of Rhetorical Insultland. Congratulations! True originals like you are what the world needs.

      I would go see a professional to work out my problems, but unfortunately there are no professionals who eradicate the world of misogynists MRAs. And you’re right…I WOULD be much happier if misogynistic dudebros of the world collectively got a clue and stopped whining and complaining and blaming feminists for women finding them repugnant. But what can ya do? Bee tee dubs, congrats on using a proxy server this time. It shows that you are able to learn.

      Thanks for praying for me! That is soooo nice of you. But I talked to God and she said, “yo dude, what’s up?” So I think I’m good.

      But seriously, Jesus loves me…so who cares what you think?

      Thanks for reading and have a pleasant day 🙂

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